We are getting ready to fly to Florida to see my father. I printed off the things you are not allowed to carry on the plane with you. I was shocked by some of the things in the list. Here are top ten items you can not carry on the plane with you:
10. No BB guns - Maybe it is because you might shoot your eye out.
9. Meat Cleavers - What does this scare the Vegans on board?
8. Bows and Arrows - Does this mean I can carry a bow and not an arrow? Or an arrow and not a bow?
7. Cricket bats - What about crickets or bats?
6. Ice pick - But I like my ice picked into fine pieces
5. Spear guns - But what if giant goose is headed for the plane?
4. Axes and hatchets - "Please? I was going to trim my toe nails."
3. Stun guns/shocking devices - Shocking!
2. Swords/sabers - How will the Samaria Warrior cut his sushi?
1. Here is my favorite because everyone has one and needs one to keep the crowd moving on the people movers - A Cattle Prod
You can't bring these but you can bring a Cigar cutters, corkscrews, knitting needles, toy weapons and toy transformer robots (just not real transformer robots).
The funny thing about that list is that those are things that people actually tried to bring on to a plane.
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